Wednesday, July 3, 2019

Florida Man Embarrassed for Answering "Jason" When Friend Asked Who Was Doing the Killing in Friday the 13th


      Brett Wimmer of Florida is in the news this week for his reckless abandonment when answering horror trivia.  It happened Monday 7/1 when Brett was with several of his friends.  They often gather together to watch horror movies, drink, and ask each other horror trivia. "It's a fun way to pass the time while watching movies" Brett told Horrorable News.  "We usually ask each other some real stumpers to show our horror dominance.  I can't believe I was caught off guard like that with something so simple."

     Horrorable News was able to speak with Brett's friend Ron who asked him the controversial question.  "I was drawing a blank and the question popped in my head so I just fired it off.  I was sure he would say Pamela but he didn't.  What a dumb fuck.  I mean, he's not wrong I guess if you say Friday the 13th part II or whatever.  I didn't say that so he's still a try hard poser!"

     Brett has since backed out of all horror groups after hard criticism and ridicule.  He has asked Horrorable News and other horror sites to send over thoughts and prayers for this troubling time. 

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