Neve Campbell Out of Scream 6; Drunk Jamie Lee Curtis Wonders onto Set "All these sequels look the same"

 

    TZM is reporting that Neve Campbell is out of Scream 6 due to budget issues.  Fans of the franchise are concerned that the next installment will fall apart without Campbell and David Arquette as the beloved Dewey.

     However, horror fans are in for a treat.  In a bit of unusual forced casting, Halloween star Jamie Lee Curtis has wondered onto the set today while they were filming.  Sources close to the project said that Curtis was drunk and was belligerently spitting out what they believe to be her dialogue from Halloween Ends.  Topher Topherson said "It was so surreal.  We were setting up to do a few pick up shots and we heard a loud commotion.  That's when Barry, our sound guy, was knocked to the ground as Laurie Strode drove by in an ATV with a fake shotgun in one hand screaming that Ghost Myers dies tonight!"

When asked what she was doing on the closed set for Scream 6 she replied "all these sequels look the same."  

Horror Fans Disappointed in Scream Factory's Friday the 13th Collection; Some Woman Killing Campers in Part 1

     Scream Factory, an off shoot of Shout Factory, has been bringing horror fans genre releases for several years.  They have built a reputation around their blu releases but it has not come without some fan push back.  In recent years Scream Factory has released several films that had some minor, yet inconvenient, defects.  

     With their biggest release yet, which was an endeavor that took an entire team to compile and accumulate content, has now been said to have some minor issues.  In several of the scenes an added sound effect is missing, as well as, some discoloring on the box.  But the biggest problem of all is one no one saw coming.  Some horror fans have dived deep into the set already and some have noticed that in the very first Friday the 13th film that the iconic slasher has been removed and replaced with some old woman.  "It's so unreal.  I don't know how Scream could fuck up like that" said Tyler.  "I fucking love the Jason movies but Scream has completely removed him from the first film aside from the ending.  It makes no fucking sense." 

    Many horror fans have contacted Scream for refunds due to this monumental fuck up.  Let's hope Scream Factory is quick to rectify this situation.    

Man Scalping Friday the 13th Collection Tins Slaps Scream Factory with Cease and Desist

     Rob Holiday, better known on eBay as ugotrobbed, has supported his ever growing family by scalping movies on the auction site.  Rob sells a little of everything on his eBay store and if he thinks he can make a buck he will make the gamble on buying movies in bulk.  "I have a wife and kids to feed, nah sayin?" Rob told Horrorable News.  "I've been hustlin' on the bay for years now and companies like Syndrome and Scream are making it rough for a business man like myself."

     Rob is referring to Vinegar Syndrome who released Nightbeast on blu last year.  The DVD release of the film was going for absurd prices on eBay but that well dried up when Vin Syn released a remastered version of the film on blu.  "Now these cocksuckers are taking food out of my kids mouth and I can't be standin' by with my fingers up my ass.  I gotta stop em, nah sayin?  I'm sitting on 6 of these Jason tins that I'm selling for a hefty price.  Scream doesn't give a flying fuck about us little guys.  That's why I hit em with the ol' cease and desist notice.  I was doing this shit first!"

Halloween Kills Delayed After Blumhouse Realizes They Accidentally Re-Filmed Halloween II Scene for Scene

     Horror fans are distraught after learning that the upcoming Halloween sequel, Halloween Kills, has been delayed.  Many of them suspected it was an unfortunate casualty of the pandemic but Horrorable News has discovered that was not the case.

 

     Bryan Miller is an intern with Blumhouse and was able to sit down with us to discuss the delay while giving us some insight on what it's like to work with Jason Blume.  

     "He's a pretty cool guy" Miller noted.  "He is always nice to work with.  The fart sniffing is a bit weird but everyone likes what they like.  Hell, I'm a feet guy myself.  As for the new Halloween film, it's going to be sometime before it's released.  When Jason, Carpenter, and Curtis was discussing the film and looking over the dailies they realized that the team had accidentally made a shot for shot remake of Halloween II."

     When asked if he thinks Halloween Kills will be better than Halloween 2018 Bryan replied with "It's a good chance they will make the same movie again without realizing it."

Vinegar Syndrome Announces HOWLING:NEW MOON RISING as Part of Their New "You Will Buy Anything" Line of Slipcovers

     Vinegar Syndrome has made a name for themselves over the years with their top notch releases and film preservation.  They take risks on films that most companies would turn a blind eye to.  In most cases those risks have paid off resulting in Vin Syn making bigger gambles with each release.  

    After their record breaking sells for Rad and Tammy and the T-Rex, Vinegar Syndrome has realized that their fan base is rabid and will purchase anything.  It is because of this that they just announced a new line of slipcovers only.  "We are proud to bring you our new You Will Buy Anything line of slipcovers.  With this line we want to bring to you, our beloved fans, a line of slipcovers to movies that flat out suck but we know you will buy them regardless" Vin Syn posted on Facebook today.  

     Fan have already jumped behind it with several already pre-ordering the slip only release. "This is fucking history and I can't wait to get it" Sonny Lindsey told Horrorable News.  "The slip is going for $39.99 but once it sells out I know I can easily hawk it on eBay for $100.  I fucking love Vinegar Syndrome!"

Note - this is a satire article but it doesn't matter.  You will just read the headline and flip your shit.  Viva la France.  

Horror Fan Adds Aging Actor She Admires on Facebook to Discover He Has Completely Different Political Views

     Thelma Venetti has been a lifelong horror fan.  Her parents perished in a car crash when she was a child and her uncle took over parental duties after their death.  "He loved horror and would show it all to me.  We would watch bloody ones, funny ones, sleazy ones, and stupid ones" Thelma told Horrorable News.

     In the age of social media it is common for fans to seek out those they admire and add them on various platforms.  Venetti was no exception and has added dozens of actors and actresses she grew up watching.  "Some of them were pretty cool.  After adding them I would spark up conversation with them and it meant a lot to me."  However, not all were memorable moments for Venetti.  "A few weeks ago I found an actor that has been in several films I would watch with my uncle.  I added him on Facebook and within just a matter of minutes he was posting political banter and showing his extreme ideology.  I loved him in those movies but I never expected this man who was the opposite gender as me and several decades older to have a such a different outlook on life as I do!"

Severin Films Announces New "All Sites Matter" Slogan After Recent Failure

     Severin Films recently made genre headlines when they announced their new sale only to have their site crash shortly after launch.  They reported to social media where they laid claim that their site was ddos'd but many fans refused to believe this.

"They are a small label so why would anyone want to bring their site down" Manny Logan proclaimed via Facebook.

While others agreed with him some believed Severin and suspected that rival labels were the culprit with many laying claim that Vinegar Syndrome was behind the cyber attack.  "Vin Syn has been slaying it lately with non-genre releases like Rad and Tammy and the T-Rex. They are mad at Severin's success because they don't have to leave the genre to successfully make money" said Peter Sizemore on Twitter.  

In wake of the fiasco, Severin has announced a brand new slogan that they hope unifies all small businesses trying to survive during this trying time.  All Sites Matter is expect to be printed on all their products going forward and they hope other movie labels will adopt it as well to show their solidarity with Severin.