Tuesday, July 7, 2020

Vinegar Syndrome Announces HOWLING:NEW MOON RISING as Part of Their New "You Will Buy Anything" Line of Slipcovers


     Vinegar Syndrome has made a name for themselves over the years with their top notch releases and film preservation.  They take risks on films that most companies would turn a blind eye to.  In most cases those risks have paid off resulting in Vin Syn making bigger gambles with each release.  

    After their record breaking sells for Rad and Tammy and the T-Rex, Vinegar Syndrome has realized that their fan base is rabid and will purchase anything.  It is because of this that they just announced a new line of slipcovers only.  "We are proud to bring you our new You Will Buy Anything line of slipcovers.  With this line we want to bring to you, our beloved fans, a line of slipcovers to movies that flat out suck but we know you will buy them regardless" Vin Syn posted on Facebook today.  

     Fan have already jumped behind it with several already pre-ordering the slip only release. "This is fucking history and I can't wait to get it" Sonny Lindsey told Horrorable News.  "The slip is going for $39.99 but once it sells out I know I can easily hawk it on eBay for $100.  I fucking love Vinegar Syndrome!"

Note - this is a satire article but it doesn't matter.  You will just read the headline and flip your shit.  Viva la France.  

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