Friday, July 3, 2020

Trump Appoints Severin Films As Cyber Security for Online Voting


     Severin Films, the boutique bluray and DVD label known for releasing obscure horror and exploitation films, recently made national headlines when Trump tweeted that he has brought them on to oversee online voting.  "Severin has proven themselves time and time again that they are capable of huge, and I mean, huge releases" Trump tweeted Friday.  "They handled themselves tremendously recently during their massive sale and showed they had what it takes to enforce online voting this November.  With them on my side we can expect a landslide victory over the liberal left giving America another four years with me as king."

     Horrorable News reached out to Severin for a comment but their website is still down and their emails pinged back as an invalid.  

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