Enthusiastic Filmmaker Answers Questions from Asshole with No interest in Buying His Movies

     Indie filmmaker Kevin Dillard is a hardworking man trying to keep his head afloat.  
"Physical media is a thing of the past" Dillard told Horrorable News.  "People are all about instant gratification so they never order movies.  They stream and most streaming platforms want nothing to do with indie horror."  

Dillard, when not working on his on films, supplements his income by editing video for other filmmakers and attending cons.  "Selling my movies at cons is where I get my money back after sinking everything I have into them."

Cons are not always fun for filmmakers like Dillard.  Some convention centers or hotel halls sometimes fill quickly with eager genre fans looking to snag a picture with the cast of The Walking Dead.  To pass time while in line they sometimes spark up conversations with filmmakers working their table.  This can sometimes take several minutes or even hours depending on how backed up the photo op lines are.  These people will often take filmmaker's attention away from the table and other prospects interested in buying their films while they answer questions thinking this person will buy.

"At every con I attend I deal with people like that several times a day.  They just ask question after question for what feels like forever only to put my movies down and leave so they can snag a picture with the crafts table from The Walking Dead."

Horrorable News asks all of you to support indie filmmakers.  Their success is based on your support and they need you.  Who knows, you may even like these movies.  

Horror Fan Suspects Sherri Moon of Sleeping with Rob Zombie in Order to Obtain Roles

     Rob Zombie has made a name for himself in the horror community with films like House of 1000 Corpses, The Devil's Rejects, 31, Lords of Salem, and his remake of Halloween.  Love him or hate him but you can't deny his contributions to the genre.  Zombie is known for recycling the same cast members but the most notable member is actress Sherri Moon.  Many, like redditor bloobybuttplug69, suspects Moon of sleeping with Zombie in order to land gigs.  "I mean, think about it.  In all their pictures together they are always awkwardly close and she's a horrible actress.  Why would he be casting her if he's not rearranging her guts" bloodybuttplug69 posted on Reddit.  

     After the reddit post went viral many have came forward with proof that Moon and Zombie may be secretly dating with some even proclaiming that the pair secretly eloped.  Horrorable News reached out to Rob Zombie for a comment but was unable to do so when we found a sock on his bedroom door.  

Trump Appoints Severin Films As Cyber Security for Online Voting

     Severin Films, the boutique bluray and DVD label known for releasing obscure horror and exploitation films, recently made national headlines when Trump tweeted that he has brought them on to oversee online voting.  "Severin has proven themselves time and time again that they are capable of huge, and I mean, huge releases" Trump tweeted Friday.  "They handled themselves tremendously recently during their massive sale and showed they had what it takes to enforce online voting this November.  With them on my side we can expect a landslide victory over the liberal left giving America another four years with me as king."

     Horrorable News reached out to Severin for a comment but their website is still down and their emails pinged back as an invalid.  

Aspiring Serial Killer Recommends Wearing a Mask - "I can't kill you if you are already dead"

       Covid has most of the world on edge and Shawn, like many of us, are stressing over the situation with only one big exception.  Shawn is worried about Covid killing you and not him.  No, he's not worried about you dying.  He actually WANTS you to die but he wants to be the one to kill you.  Shawn is an aspiring serial killer from Toronto.  He has taken to social media to vent his frustration with the pandemic and how the Corona virus took killing right out of his hands.

  

     "I've always wanted to kill" Shawn told Horrorable News.  "I've never liked people and as I was growing up I always had to hide my blood lust from my family and friends.  I was going to make 2020 my year and begin my reign over Toronto in March but Corona closed everything down.  With everyone hiding in their home I was unable to prey on the people of the city.  Now, everyone is ignoring the mandatory masks and succumbing to it.  HOW IN THE FUCK CAN I TORTURE AND KILL YOU IF YOU DIE TO THE FUCKING CORONAVIRUS!"

     Horrorable News understands Shawn's frustrations.  Too many entitled fuck knuckles are running around snotting and breathing on people instead of wearing masks.  These same people that refuse to wear a mask don't know what a clit is and was still trying to pick up high school girls well into their 20s because women their age needed a real man.  

Man Holds Off Would Be Attacker by Reminding Him That "All Lives Matter"

     Harvey Gaines was on his way home late one night after some late night bowling with some friends when he noticed he was being followed.  When he turned around to confront his would be attacker he found himself starring at the business end of a blade.

"I was terrified.  I've heard of people having knives and guns pulled on them but I never thought I would have it happen to me" Gaines told Horrorable News.  "I just turned around and when I saw my reflection in the knife I was froze with fear. That's when he said "are you ready to die mother fucker?"  I gasped and calmly said "please don't kill me...all lives matter.  The damndest thing happened after I said that.  The man looked at his hand holding the knife and then quickly dropped it while apologizing.  He told me I was right and kept talking about how wrong it was to threaten him like that."

     

Fast Food Employee Has An Idea to Help Vinegar Syndrome Ship Out His Package Faster

     Frank Fulci, who is also known as Frightening Frankie on YouTube, has spent most of his adult life working for a popular fast food chain so Frankie knows a thing or two about good business.  This 43 year old is now acting manager for the fast food chain that he has spent 27 years working for and wants to help the boutique label Vinegar Syndrome become successful.

     "I ordered from them during their halfway to black Friday sale which was their biggest sale to date.  They had orders come in from all over the world on a release that has a huge cult following for.  That is why I believe that if they would ignore social distancing and state regulated limited occupancy laws and hire more people to help with shipping then I wouldn't have to wait like I did.  It's almost insulting that they don't want to cram more people in their building to package orders and risk exposing each other to COVID so I can get my order in what I think is a timely manner."

     Horrorable News reached out to the money grubbing Vinegar Syndrome on why they refuse to hire more employees and risk spreading Corona but we were sidetracked by the July pre-orders.  

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