Tuesday, April 16, 2019

Goth Instagram Model Admits to Never Actually Watching Horror Movie on Her Shirt

  

Goth Instagram model PrincessxGorexWhore69 has gained a 20k following on Instagram.  She started her account 5 years ago and immediately became a hit when she started posting photos of horror VHS, DVDs, and blurays while wearing low cut shirts and short skirts.  Most of her followers are horror fans with a taste for goth women.

One such follower is Gregory Stalls who was the center of our Horror Hipster Angry at Trump Over Lack of US Tweets article.  Gregory is now a full time troll and when he found PrincessxGorexWhore69 on Instagram wearing a Re-Animator shirt he knew he had to troll her. 
"It started out with a single comment and then I knew she had never seen the film" Stalls said.  "I commented on the photo and told her I loved the vampires in the film and the dumb ass replied with "me too."

The film in question, Re-Animator, is the 1985 Stuart Gordon adaptation of the famous H.P. Lovecraft short.  The film follows Dr. Herbert West as he works on perfecting his serum that re-animates the dead.  No vampires can be found in the film. 

Stalls stated that he kept commenting before revealing none of the stuff he mentioned was actually in the movie when she responded with "I've never actually seen this one but I heard it was good" and then stated "the shirt rules though #rawr."  

Horrorable News reached out to PrincessxGorexWhore69 for a comment and she replied with "premium Snapchat available.  For just $20 a month you get access to my premium Snapchat with guaranteed daily nudes."  Weird flex but we get it. 

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