Horror fan and denim vest aficionado Mike Clevenger recently ordered some new patches from a small Etsy shop for a few dollars each. When they arrived he was horrified to find that his vest is now full with no room for the new patches which included a patch for his favorite Italian horror film Suspiria. News broke this morning. Mike was unavailable to comment on the matter but his mother, former crust punk Shelly "Spunky" Clevenger, was able to answer a few questions for us.
"I was afraid this would happen" Shelly said. "When I was younger I had a leather vest with several patches for underground punk bands. When I ran out of room for new patches I started getting them tattooed instead but Mike refuses to get the patches tattooed on his chest and back because he doesn't like people to see him without a shirt on."
Mike currently has a crowd funding campaign launched to get a second vest to put new patches on. "I don't know why his piggly ass did that. He can't wear two vests at once" Shelly said when asked about the crowd funding. If you would like to donate to Mike's crowd funding campaign to get his new vest you can do so here (there is no link).
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