The micro-brew drinking, VHS tape watching, internet trolling Gregory Stalls is back in the headlines again and this time he's making some major claims.
Most of you may remember Gregory Stalls when he began a smear campaign against Trump for his lack of US tweets. Now he is claiming that the upcoming Child's Play reboot is ruining his childhood. "Yea, this movie is a god damn abomination. It's raping my childhood and ruining a franchise I love dearly" Gregory told Horrorable News.
"Child's Play is one of the first movies I ever watched on tape and now it's fucking ruined. Just like they did with the all female Ghostbusters a few years back. Pure trash and I'll never be able to watch the original films again." When we asked Gregory how the new films has ruined the franchise he seemed confused by the question. Horrorable News then told Gregory that the reboot hitting theaters doesn't prevent him from still watching and enjoying the original films. At this point in the interview Gregory became ill and had to go lay down.
Disclaimer - The picture above IS Gregory Stalls who some of you may confuse for someone named Wayne or off brand toilet paper.
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