Extreme horror fans are known for being hardcore. Sure, all the extreme horror films are the same and feature an overabundance of gore and no story but they have a more symbolic meaning...or so I'm told. Extreme horror fans often bash the more mainstream horror films for being mild and look down on genre fans if they've never seen a real "snuff" film that they ordered on ebay from a seller in Japan. Extreme horror fans are a different breed and one fan is making headlines for being too extreme.
Harley Cooper is known throughout extreme horror forums as GxreCxntPxncher and has been active in the underground horror community for several years. It wasn't until recently that Harley opened up on the popular extreme horror forum horrorshitpoop.com and revealed to friends online that he has watched so many extreme horror films that he can no longer ejaculate unless he is watching the popular underground fetish films known as the Vomit Gore Trilogy. "I was with my ex girlfriend at the time and I just couldn't get it up. We both had met on an underground horror site. Her name was fecalfetuswhore and we clicked right away. We had hooked up a few times but this time something was wrong. I just couldn't get the blood pumping so she suggested we relax and watch a movie. Her favorite movie was Slaughtered Vomit Dolls so we decided to go with that. The next thing I knew I had a full on rager and we banged it out right there watching it" Harley told Horrorable News. "Now I can't even wank without tossing in one of the movies. I had to buy a portable dvd player to take on dates because I never know when I'm going to get some parking lot head." Horrorable News suggested that Harley visit a doctor or possibly a professional about this disorder and he stated "my good friend bloodmonkey69 is going through the same thing with August Underground so it's totally cool. Just a major inconvenience."
We reached out to a medical professional who is concerned for Harley, his friend, and any other extreme horror fan who suffers from Immabettadanyou syndrome. These individuals may not know they are sick so they need you to help them make the call to see a physician. You need to look for someone that considers extreme horror superior to other horror films, often refers to other genre films as gay or stupid, smells their own farts, and often shares pictures of real gore on social media. If you know someone that meets this criteria please speak with them about seeking help.
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