Last week news spread that Jamie Lee Curtis was out of the new Halloween sequel and replaced with The Little Mermaid's Halle Bailey. Now Jason Blume and his Blumehouse label has announced that the Halloween sequel will come in two parts. Titled Halloween Kills and Halloween Ends, these two film once again follow Michael Myers as he terrorizes Haddonfield.
"This time we want to give fans a Halloween they will never forget. We are throwing continuity out the window and going balls out for the fans. Blood, boobs, and more blood will cover the screen" Blume told Horrorable News. "I want horror fans to enjoy Halloween and only I can give them that movie!"
We asked Blume to meet with us so we could prove that he was telling the truth. He agreed so we met with television host Maury Povich who is known for using DNA and lie detector tests to determine fraud and paternity on show. We then asked Blume several questions. The results were shocking.
"It was obvious during the interview that Jason Blume was only releasing the film to capitalize on the fan base" Maury told Horrorable News. "Every question that was asked that focused on what the fans wanted came back negative. When we asked monetary questions they would come back positive and that showed this was only a cash cow for Blumehouse. We did uncover that he plans on giving the viewers the same story from the first film, Rob Zombie's remake, and the reboot from last year with Halloween Kills followed by that same story yet again in Halloween Ends. If those do well at the box office and home video Blumehouse will release Halloween Night and Halloween Candy yet again with the same story."
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