Blumehouse is all for milking franchises for every penny they are worth. After announcing a reboot to Paranormal Activity they are moving forward with not one but two Halloween sequels that no one has asked for. In a controversial last minute casting decision Blumehouse and director David Gordon Green has decided to replace legendary scream queen Jamie Lee Curtis with up and coming actress Halle Bailey who made a splash when she was cast as Ariel for Disney's The Little Mermaid. "No one knew who she was last week and Disney made the announcement the internet has lost its fucking mind" Jason Blume told Horrorable News while ingesting a bag full of his own farts. "This little lady is on fire and that's exactly what we need for this franchise that we keep poaching. We need someone that can carry this series for another 20 years with at least one more reboot and Curtis just doesn't have that kind of longevity."
Horrorable News asked Blume what Blumehouse planned on doing with the story in the upcoming film and he replied "continuity is out the window at this point. Fans just want Michael Myers slashing his way through people. I know this will hurt Curtis but she can speak with Josh Hartnett on how he had to deal with being cut from a legendary franchise."
Right now there is rumors that Myers will be portrayed this time by iconic actor Samuel L. Jackson but that has yet to be confirmed.
Horrorable News asked Blume what Blumehouse planned on doing with the story in the upcoming film and he replied "continuity is out the window at this point. Fans just want Michael Myers slashing his way through people. I know this will hurt Curtis but she can speak with Josh Hartnett on how he had to deal with being cut from a legendary franchise."
Right now there is rumors that Myers will be portrayed this time by iconic actor Samuel L. Jackson but that has yet to be confirmed.
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