Tallahassee, Florida -
Tallahassee native and self-proclaimed "horror fanatic" Adrian Rogers took to social media this afternoon after his latest film purchase, an indie horror film known as Slit My Dick, Suck My Fuck, failed to live up to his expectations.
"I bought this movie because I thought by the title that this was going to be a 'torture porn' film, and I really was expecting there to be plenty of both - lots of torture, tons of porn" said Rogers in a lengthy Facebook post. "There was very little of either in the movie! There was literally only one scene with a topless girl in it. What the fuck?!"
When Horrorable News reached out to the filmmaker behind the film, Darren Mitchell, for comment, he said that his film was extremely violent and had plenty of nudity, but that it was a plot-driven horror film, and was not simply "gore for gore's sake."
"My movie literally has the term 'slit my dick' in the title, and we certainly show that happening," said Mitchell, a first-time filmmaker. "So yeah, it's pretty torturous. As for the pornography - well, we have the aforementioned penis, and there's some topless women. But whatever, is that all people watch movies for? What about the subtle nuances I included, and the nods to Lynch, Hitchcock, and even Argento? Yeah, I'm sure nobody noticed that, did they?"
Rogers' Facebook post was later made into a sales post, and he has put up his BD-R copy of Slit My Dick, Suck My Fuck for $11 with free shipping, Paypal friends and family payment only.
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