Cock Burn Entertainment has just announced some major news for their upcoming porn parody Wet Semontary. Late yesterday press secretary Sarah Huckabee announced that she would be leaving the White House which caught most of America off guard. Today Barry Whitehead, CEO of Cock Burn Entertainment, has announced that Sarah Huckabee is the first to be cast in Wet Semontary.
"We are pleased to have her join in what would be an unforgettable film" Barry told Horrorable News. "With this being her first film we didn't want to over do it so we cast her as a secondary character as Church the Cat. The other role she auditioned for was the couch pillow the men clean themselves on after the scene but we felt that would be a weak character for such a strong actress. We also inked a five film deal with her and it depends on how this turns out before he offer he other bigger roles. Right now she is eyeing a leading role in our Dongzilla: Fuck all the Cuntsters as Space Dongzilla."
Horrorable News has reached out to Sarah to comment on her casting and received the following reply "I am the master of the clit. Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see clit you will see this fucking face." Weird flex but we support you Sarah.
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