Horror Satire Site Trying Too Hard to Be "The Hard Times of Horror"

     There is a new horror site that has not been making fives to tens of people laugh with their horror related satire that is now under fire for trying too hard to be the horror version of The Hard Times.  The site in question is Horrorable News.  Their articles "Horror Edgelord Comments Yawn," "Man is Still Waiting for His Vinegar Syndrome Order," and many more have been shared two or three times in various horror groups.  While many find these articles humorous and in good fun, there is a few that can't stop auto-fellationing long enough to laugh at themselves.  Horrorable News was able to speak with Horrorable News founder Mark Brewster who said "HN was my way of making fun of myself and the horror community in general.  Horror and exploitation are my real passion but the community as a whole is pretty toxic.  Fans of the genre are rather cutthroat and often turn on other fans instead of befriending those with similar interests.  With HN I wanted to make fun of the shit talkers, the pop horror fans, the toxic commenters, the abusive horror group admins that smell their own farts, along with the other horror news that people honestly just don't care about." 

 

     Horrorable News' humor doesn't always find it's mark.  Some of the people that are the basis for these articles usually don't find them funny.  Roger Waltrip of the horror group Horror Maniacs and Erotic Affixation is one of those people.  "This site is trying too hard to be The Hard Times of horror"  Roger told Horrorable News.  "The articles are not real or anything that is considered news.  Just yesterday these jack offs said that Sarah Huckabee was going to be in a porn.  Like that would ever happen!"  Mary Bethers of the group Horror Collectors and Titty Twisters said "Horrorable News is a fake news site that is just using click bait articles to trick people into viewing their poorly written trash."

 

     Horrorable News, unlike the fake news site Horrorable News, would like to go on record and state that we would never stoop so low as to use funny headlines just for views.  We always report real news and we ALWAYS return our shopping carts to the cart corrals because we are not lazy pieces of shit.