Saturday, June 8, 2019
Stephen King Shills Another Upcoming Generic Horror Movie, Calling It 'Truly Terrifying' and 'The Scariest Movie Ever Made'
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Prolific horror author Stephen King posted to his Twitter early yesterday, calling some generic horror movie that comes out this fall "truly terrifying."
"I watched a movie last night, it's the scariest movie of all time," said King in the Tweet. "It's so absolutely terrifying that I literally shit myself in fear, and couldn't even move to clean myself up for a solid 30 minutes after the credits rolled. You've never seen anything like this!"
King, who has sold more books in his career than Jesus Christ has sold Bibles, is known for hyping up any horror film that comes down the pike, but is especially fond of hyping projects related to his own stories, recently saying about Pet Sematary (2019) "This is scary. Be warned." That naturally turned out to be a lie, when Pet Sematary bombed hard with audiences, because it was a ruined shitfest of epic proportions.
"I love King's books, the guy can definitely write," said horror fan Ariel Johnson. "At this point, though, I don't bother listening to his reviews. He hasn't hated a movie since The Shining. Seriously, can every single horror movie really be the scariest of all time? Stephen King certainly thinks so."
King did not mention in his most recent tweets exactly what movie he watched, but in all honesty, it likely could be applied to any horror movie you've seen a trailer for in the last 3 months.
When Horrorable News reached out to King for comment, he reminded us to watch Nos4atu on AMC, a show based on the novel of the same name written by his son Joe Hill. "It's absolutely terrifying as hell!" said King. "Scariest TV show of all time, seriously!"
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