Terry Baker of Ohio is making national news after revealing yesterday that he was making a hetero-slasher for horror fans that feel repressed by the current wave of LGBT pride. The news broke just days after several men who felt guilty for masturbating to trap porn on PornHub announced that they would be hosting a straight pride parade in Boston.
"I'm not afraid of them" said Terry to Horrorable News. "So it can't be called being homophobic. I'm just sick of all the gay pride stuff. I'm straight and proud too but I don't go waiving it around in your face all the time. Now companies are making movies just for gays. We Have The Babadook, last year's Halloween, Killer Unicorn, and anything attached to Blumehouse. It's ridiculous. Straight men need a horror movie that we can get behind. That's why I'm going to make a slasher for straight men. It's going to have boobs, blood, a masked killer, more boobs, and gore. Men are going to love it. When its finished I will invite all my straight male friends to my house for a private screening. My rooms kinda small so we will have to say "no homo" when we sit next to each other but that's cool because the movie will have plenty of boobs."
We spoke with Terry's mother Martha about her son's views on LGBT pride and she said she was "ashamed of my little Terry. He grew up with a gay uncle and his younger sister is also gay. She volunteers all over the country for different LGBT organizations. I think that he feels left out because she gets to visit all these amazing places doing something she is passionate about and the only thing he has to look forward to is new DLC maps for Call of Duty. Poor guy really has it rough since his fiancée left him last fall after he asked her to cuck him."
Horrorable News will be following this film through the various stages so stay tuned for more on Terry and his slasher BIG BREASTED WOMEN GET CUT IN THE WOODS.
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