Two giants of the horror podcasting / film making community came together today in an officially sanctioned, winner take all event. After years of hosting podcasts that claimed to be about the guests they had on, but always rounded back to being about themselves, Jason Blum asked Mick Garris and Adam Green to come together to find out who was the biggest "fart sniffer of them all".
"A kumite level, battle to the death, is the only way we can figure out WHO is the most egregious self shill in the world, as we know there can only be one," Blum told Horrorable News.
The two Horror titans trained for one week, podcasting almost endlessly about the various movies and events they have been a part of, famous people in the business they know, and projects they have in the pipework that they can't necessarily discuss but want to let you know about. Exhausting listeners with the same stories they've relayed hundreds of times over years of endless talking, Garris and Green walked into the area with hardened wills of steel.
Knowing that this contest could take days, Blum pulled out all the stops, making this an internet wide streaming event. Garris and Green knew the crossover appeal and had been building it up on their respective shows and websites.
Once the two were in the arena, staring face to face, Blum lowered his hand between them and the flatulence began, with Garris letting out a low gurgling fart that smelled of raw sewage.
"I thought I was gonna barf for sure," commented front row spectator Bran Spankage, long time Hatchet fan and 39 year old Wal-Mart stocker.
Not missing a beat, Green let out a quick punctual bleat from his tightened anus, bringing to mind a pop gun shot.
The two of them started wafting the aroma's into their nasal cavities, reveling in the sensory delights, much to everyone's disgust.
"I better get comfortable, this could go on forever" Jason Blum told the audience after slipping a plug in for the potential next installment of the Halloween series.
We here at Horrorable News will keep you up to date on any further developments in this story.
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