On the heels of a triumphant congressional nomination in the Wolfman senate, Thaddius Volkstien's political career was handed a swift and unanimous deathblow today when it was leaked that he had been having a long standing affair with local furry Foxy Swiftbottom today.
While he still hasn't made a public statement on the incident, the internet is currently ablaze with Twitter hashtag #furrgate trending 3rd.
High standing werewolves in the community have been heard claiming this as "shameful", "debaucherous", and "an abomination to the species". Leaked photos show Thaddius throwing money all over Foxy's huge stuffed breasts in a seedy hotel earlier this year, along with numerous lewd snapchat photos.
"What's next? Sex with Stuffed animals?" Shouted Monster News Network anchor Ike Rogane on the highly popular show Furr Wars.
Whether or not Thaddius will recover from this scandal is yet to be known, but the turn in monster sexual intolerance has been on the increase since Slug President Ronald Dumpster was elected 2 years ago.
This reporter can't wait for this reign of terror to be over with, honestly, and fears for the future of Monster politics. We here at Horrorable News wish Thaddius the best in these troubled times.
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