Wednesday, June 12, 2019

Straight Horror Fan Wants to Know If He Can Watch The Babadook If He's Not Gay

 
     Being straight is a lot of hard work in today's society.  We are in the middle of pride month and several companies are now showing their support for the LGBT community by repackaging certain products and donating proceeds from the sales to the LGBT community.  Straight men are personally feeling attacked by these decisions because they are no longer the center of attention. 
 
     One person affected the hardest by this is Michigan's Dan Rutherford.  Dan is an avid horror fan that has slowly been building his collection over the years and planned on buying the 2014 horror film The Babadook.  Now he's afraid his purchase of the film would wrongfully label him as gay.  "What if my friends see the rainbow spine on my shelf" proclaimed Dan.  "They will think I'm gay or one of those bi dudes you hear about on tv.  I really want to see the movie but I just can't risk being labeled as gay."
 
     Dan is referring to the Scream Factory Pride release of The Babadook that comes with a rainbow printed sleeve.  We spoke with Dan and suggested he pull the sleeve off the release and throw it away or tell his closed minded friends to eat a bag of dicks.  Dan has yet to respond to our suggestions but we will update you guys once he does.  


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