Louisville, Kentucky
Feeling down after not seeing any noticeable improvement in numbers, Chad, host of Podmare on Cast Street, decided it was time to pull out the only weapon he had left in his arsenal to get people to pay attention to his mainstream horror themed podcast, he would offer nudes of his huge dong on a premium Snapchat.
Having been told by not only his last girlfriend, but also his mom, that he had something special down below, Chad knew that his Monster can sized schlong would eventually be his meal ticket to the top of the podcasting world. People would finally listen to his completely original insights on Hereditary after seeing his veiny member. The 5 hour podcasts where he and his 4 other male friends dissect the subtext of every Wishmaster movie, would have hits in the hundreds for sure after they check out his meat trombone.
“Desperate times call for desperate measures” Chad confessed to Horrorable News.
Taking the smartphone he got from Dollar General in hand, Chad threw caution to the wind and proceeded to snap pics and wait for the friend requests to start rolling in.
“Look out Splatcast, here I come!” Chad shouted in the Horrorable News offices as he walked out the door.
UPDATE: A month later, after no noticeable improvement to listener-ship, and a sexual harassment lawsuit, Chad has decided to give up podcasting and stick to smoking Winston Lights behind a local diner, while telling diner patrons what he thinks about the news of the upcoming Annebelle movie as they leave the establishment.
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